It is summer. The sun is shining. The perfect day for a cricket match on the village Green, but Roger, the team captain, is having trouble assembling a viable group of players to welcome and play against “The British Railway Maintenance Division, Yeading East”.  Can he manage to take control of the proceedings before major complications, developing between husbands, wives, ex-wives and girlfriends to totally upset the apple cart?  Would his googly or pace take the final wicket or. As rain clouds gather, would spin create a more satisfactory end to the proceedings, with the final ball going hopefully to an outside edge? HOWZAT!